Hef Demotivational Poster
THE SWEDISH CHEF - Vurt Da Furk !
GRAND THEFT -
Criminal Minds -
COPPER THEFT RULE #1 - First, turn off power.
CHEF BRIAN - Seriously WTF?
STAR WARS - Someone's been watching a little too much Empire Strikes Back
HOW FOOLISH - To spend youth chasing after wealth And then spend wealth chasing after youth.
FULL STEAM AHEAD CAPTAIN -
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE DECADE -
MONEY - Makes all things possible
TEN YEARS FROM NOW... - ...when Tina is prosecuted for trying to rob a Circle K, she will get a lighter sentence, because she has no "priors." Well played, Tina. Well played...
NEXT GEN JULIA -
DARTS - It's not a passion, it's a way of life.
WE'VE COME A LONG WAY. -
SECRETS - Stop askin what the secret to great food is... There... there it is... Happy? Man, I'm soooo hungry...
THEY SAY MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU LOVE - But it's kept Hugh hip deep in hotties for 56 years.
THE GALLOPING GOURMET -
The Drive By -
I'VE HAD MY FILL -
COOK AT HOME -
VIRGINS AWAIT YOU IN HEAVEN - that is, if there are any left
COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE FOOD? - Let me make this crystal clear... You may not want to eat what you ordered... But it's gonna end up in you!
GRAND THEFT AIRSHIP - Nothing brings down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned holy war.
FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD -
A PINK CAR - Talk about easy.... ....I got NAKED for this? I should have took the steak dinner.
WHO'S HUNGRY? -
I'M THE MAN - Because I've got bunnies You got bunnies? Didn't think so
HUGH HEFNER - Whether God sends him to Heaven or Hell, he'll still enjoy himself either way
I ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE FOOD ON MY MIND... - How about eggs and sausage?
EPIC ID THEFT FAIL - ID Number = SSN
GRAND THEFT AUTO IV -
HI THERE! - How you doing?
In the Future -
Hugh Hefner -
NO PARKING -
TASTY FINGERS -
SORRY HEF - this is one bunny you can't get
JUST WAIT A FRICKIN MINUTE -
NOT ALL CHEFS ARE CREATED EQUAL - Juan-Carlos Cruz Food network chef and author arrested for trying to get homeless guys to kill for him when he had a kitchen full of social outcasts with KNIVES!
GRAND THEFT AUTO IV - Should come with a box of tissues. All the whiners really need them. Seriously, stop sniveling already.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE - top chef? damn you FOX tv
Miss December 2015 -
Da Hood -
Halloween 2014 -
Culture Clash -
EASTER BUNNIES -
GRAND THEFT AUTO 4 IN REAL WORLD SETTING, WHAT WOULD NIKO BELLIC DO? -
I ATE THERE LAST WEEK - And I am really regreting the choice of getting fettucine alfredo....