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Hef Demotivational Poster


TAGS: swedish chef vurt da furk
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 5:40 pm

Oh, ya! Yew betch'a!
GaryO - March 31, 2012, 3:53 pm
'Vurt Da Furk' I gotta use that next week


TAGS: wall street bank grand theft commi3
Rating: 4.59/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 6:30 pm
Well I guess what goes around, comes around. But seriously, I have never heard of sickipedia.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 5:58 pm
Anyone here ever heard of Sickipedia? ... This poster is amazing but this caption was one of the top hits there too (and still is) !
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:04 pm
If it makes you feel any better Commie, not only did I give it a 5, but I also shared it with a bunch of people who liked it too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2011, 1:44 pm
This is funny. However, it would be funnier if it wasn't so freakin' true.
BigEdMustafa - December 30, 2011, 9:24 am
I had to give it 5L! I actually have a couple of friends who own their own bank, but they're not that ambitious enough to rob the world! lol
the1stCOMMI3 - December 30, 2011, 1:35 am
Almost had a perfect score with this one. Tough crowd, tough crowd...
mariand - December 29, 2011, 6:06 pm
Hey, this is a good one.

Criminal Minds -

TAGS: advice mothers identity theft illegal
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm
Haha, very funny! :)

COPPER THEFT RULE #1 - First, turn off power.

TAGS: copper theft rules
Rating: 4.05/5

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GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 5:54 pm
mmm crispy bacon
Mr. Nemo - December 22, 2009, 11:44 am
Dinner and a show, how nice.
Derek - December 19, 2009, 4:20 pm
Mein Gott. That's really nasty.

CHEF BRIAN - Seriously WTF?

TAGS: ctrl alt del video games chef brian
Rating: 2.32/5

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leeebling - February 11, 2009, 1:34 pm
ha ha i get the comic it's to do with the Berlin wall right?

STAR WARS - Someone's been watching a little too much Empire Strikes Back

HOW FOOLISH - To spend youth chasing after wealth And then spend wealth chasing after youth.

TAGS: hugh hefner
Rating: 4.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 9, 2014, 7:18 pm
When you're that old and that wealthy and you can hire any amount of young women to your mansion but other basic motor functions don't work . . . yeah, I'd be sad too, hahaha (bursts into tears)
forseti - January 8, 2013, 2:38 am
great example for a win-win-situation imo...
Rudedog - January 5, 2013, 6:59 pm
Bow down to the greatness of Hugh
Botts750 - January 5, 2013, 11:32 am
Actually, he looks like the turtle that caught the hare...
ughomer - January 5, 2013, 11:31 am
"Surely, Hugh must be kidding?" "Don't call me Shirley!!"
GaryO - January 5, 2013, 11:16 am
He does look really sad, doesn’t he……………


TAGS: navy greet thefleet admiral smith
Rating: 4.74/5

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RonE - December 23, 2011, 12:55 am
Only thing not right about that is me not in the middle.
Reality Lord - December 22, 2011, 5:57 pm

damn right. dude should be wearing protective equipment around high voltage. p'ffft.
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 4:29 pm
That's Not Right .


TAGS: you tell m hef but on the other hand
Rating: 2.6/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:14 pm
On the other hand... Hef has lived beyond publicity immortality. Just sayin'...

MONEY - Makes all things possible

TAGS: babes hefner
Rating: 3.68/5

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LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 7:34 pm
Money can't buy you happiness. But you can rent it for a looooooooooong time :)
LiquidSquid - December 26, 2010, 8:05 pm
Not all things.

TEN YEARS FROM NOW... - ...when Tina is prosecuted for trying to rob a Circle K, she will get a lighter sentence, because she has no "priors." Well played, Tina. Well played...


TAGS: celebrity chefs calendar nadia g
Rating: 4.43/5

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mariand - August 26, 2011, 9:26 am
LOL... may I have 5ome?

DARTS - It's not a passion, it's a way of life.


TAGS: future tech backtothefuture mcfly tth
Rating: 4.52/5

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demon001 - December 30, 2014, 4:20 pm
And the flying cars? Where the he** are our flying cars????
agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 6:11 pm

SECRETS - Stop askin what the secret to great food is... There... there it is... Happy? Man, I'm soooo hungry...

TAGS: chef secrets
Rating: 3.45/5

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MTNDEW - June 16, 2010, 7:59 pm
the pic is pretty cool.

THEY SAY MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU LOVE - But it's kept Hugh hip deep in hotties for 56 years.


The Drive By -

TAGS: break in theft stolen remote control drive by crazy
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:48 pm
Thank you Mr. Gary. Now don't get any ideas!
MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:47 pm
Thanks Jesus. Sometimes it really shocks me that you have a sense of humour...but then it passes. Tee hee!
GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:51 pm
Bam! 5
JesusWept - May 14, 2014, 6:36 pm
HAHA! Very nice! L L L L L




TAGS: ellen portia aint no top chefs
Rating: 4.46/5

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Reality Lord - July 23, 2010, 4:57 pm

spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:26 pm
HA! Lunching at the W. 5L

VIRGINS AWAIT YOU IN HEAVEN - that is, if there are any left

TAGS: arnold hef wilt
Rating: 4.32/5

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Airman - April 22, 2010, 1:40 pm
Yes it is, with Hef and Wilt
thatonechick - April 22, 2010, 1:40 pm
Have you read the tags...?
LD0ne - April 22, 2010, 1:39 pm
is that arnie??? that kinda looks like arnold schwartzenneger

COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE FOOD? - Let me make this crystal clear... You may not want to eat what you ordered... But it's gonna end up in you!


GRAND THEFT AIRSHIP - Nothing brings down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned holy war.

TAGS: final fantasy xii 12 ff12 ffxii gta grand theft auto airship
Rating: 2.28/5

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Zealot - June 8, 2010, 8:01 pm
ok, wtf?


TAGS: calendar chefs domestic godess oliver
Rating: 4.5/5

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mariand - August 26, 2011, 12:59 am
hehe...ode to food...5 bacon samiches

A PINK CAR - Talk about easy.... ....I got NAKED for this? I should have took the steak dinner.


TAGS: mad men make lowsy chefs
Rating: 4.29/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:10 pm
Good one. 5 L's.

I'M THE MAN - Because I've got bunnies You got bunnies? Didn't think so

TAGS: hefner
Rating: 3.38/5

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HUGH HEFNER - Whether God sends him to Heaven or Hell, he'll still enjoy himself either way

TAGS: playboy hot hugh hefner heaven hell girl blonde
Rating: 3.14/5

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Me_ - January 12, 2010, 12:18 pm
Right after his death his memoirs are going to come out and all of us are going to lose a hero. He was gay the whole time.

I ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE FOOD ON MY MIND... - How about eggs and sausage?

TAGS: oh yeah chef thing
Rating: 2.75/5

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TAGS: id theft fail
Rating: 1.86/5

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none - February 7, 2009, 2:11 am
failed. Thats not his SSN.
BuzzBomb - November 10, 2008, 1:57 am
Didn't we have this argument some 10,000 posters ago? http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=10228
... - November 9, 2008, 9:50 pm
...could just be his school issued 9 digit ID, few schools use your SSN as your ID anymore.


TAGS: gta grand theft auto iv shirley temple glitch parody joke niko bellic
Rating: 1.56/5

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DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:35 pm
Another one of his masterpieces

HI THERE! - How you doing?

In the Future -

TAGS: grand theft auto children zero tolerance police chase
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am
I'm guessing probably Photoshop.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am
I'm guessing probably Photoshop.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am
I'm guessing probably Photoshop.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am
I'm guessing probably Photoshop.
Iconoclast - November 12, 2013, 12:46 am
I just wonder what the real story is behind the picture……...
GaryO - November 11, 2013, 9:51 pm
Good'n here

Hugh Hefner -


TAGS: strict sign enforcment ihopethefileworksthistime donk
Rating: 4.83/5

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TheOne - December 29, 2010, 1:24 pm
I'm pretty sure doesn't tho.
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 12:09 pm
Phew, it worked.


TAGS: calander chefs celebrity iron
Rating: 4.64/5

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Greeny - August 26, 2011, 6:30 am
Allez cui5ine!
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 3:34 am
Motifake Chef, where 'Today's mystery ingredient' is ALWAYS Timmay
crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:25 am
How did you know Morimoto was my favorite? 5 extra helpings!

SORRY HEF - this is one bunny you can't get

TAGS: bunny playboy hef
Rating: 4.2/5

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hootizz - October 5, 2010, 2:31 am
Booohoo, boohoohoo..., neither can I..!!
agdaniele - October 5, 2010, 1:11 am
pbbbbblllllleeeeease? (my favorite redhead)


TAGS: purse theft conflict
Rating: 4.19/5

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MyMeatStick1 - May 18, 2011, 2:36 am
snap jews seem to be the new fascists ha fking irony
Greeny - May 16, 2011, 5:53 am
The Melon Market was thataway
steph1 - May 16, 2011, 4:27 am
greeny, why were you just casually strolling in the background?
Greeny - May 15, 2011, 11:38 pm


NOT ALL CHEFS ARE CREATED EQUAL - Juan-Carlos Cruz Food network chef and author arrested for trying to get homeless guys to kill for him when he had a kitchen full of social outcasts with KNIVES!

GRAND THEFT AUTO IV - Should come with a box of tissues. All the whiners really need them. Seriously, stop sniveling already.

TAGS: grand theft auto iv
Rating: 2.27/5

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xxx - January 8, 2009, 3:16 pm
im happy that there is at least 1 guy, who likes buying a crap....

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE - top chef? damn you FOX tv

TAGS: fox highlander topchef
Rating: 2.12/5

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guyfox - November 26, 2010, 3:37 pm
my bad..........I don't watch reality tv
Cubbybear - November 26, 2010, 12:35 pm
Holly won Hell's Kitchen.Top Chef is on Bravo...I don't get this.

Amnesia -

TAGS: amnesia memory identity theft remember
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - December 10, 2015, 11:20 am
Thank you very much. I'm glad if it pleased you.
mizzdizz - December 9, 2015, 1:04 am
Push, 5L for an interesting an original point of view that is twisted enough I actually sat back, thought about it and enjoyed it!

Looting -

TAGS: riots looting stealing theft crime
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - September 28, 2016, 11:38 pm
Very funny, MissPriss.
MissPriss - September 28, 2016, 12:16 pm
I need a new truck...c'mon God a little help here cuz this thing is too heavy for 1 person to push teehee.

Miss December 2015 -

TAGS: playboy heffner model tramp sex
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - March 18, 2016, 10:14 am
Thanks, mizzdizz.
mizzdizz - March 17, 2016, 11:36 pm
ROTFL!!!!! Walmart-- shopping with a free floor show!!! LOL!^!!!!!

Da Hood -

TAGS: hood crime theft
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - May 2, 2016, 5:24 am
very funny, UP yours

Halloween 2014 -

TAGS: hefty garbage bags ghosts cheap
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 31, 2014, 2:29 pm
Bags that are probably made in China!

Culture Clash -


TAGS: treats chocolate playboy hugh hefner
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 30, 2013, 1:18 pm

Anime style chocolate Playboy Playmates on Easter Island... please drop this one off at AnimeOtakus also! 5yummyLs


TAGS: calendar lifethroughgamerseye grandtheftauto4
Rating: 4/5

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DemonicGTR - February 28, 2012, 2:18 pm
Or... this! ^_^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_ELngxCwec
LeightonESmith - February 28, 2012, 11:49 am
I can answer that question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc2k38BPliE
DemonicGTR - February 24, 2012, 7:17 pm
Not a problem, and thank you RL. I saw the topic in the calendar and counted down the days lol. Also thanks for the pre-posting tips they really helped.
Reality Lord - February 24, 2012, 6:53 pm

thi5 i5 frickin epic. love it. how many other gamers are out there? google is about to get a couple dozen "nikko bellic" searches. thnx dude for submitting for the calendar with this...only one i think for the topic.

I ATE THERE LAST WEEK - And I am really regreting the choice of getting fettucine alfredo....